Welcome to the European Hunger Ga- I mean Eurovision.
We don’t like your presence,
Everyone on tumblr
*Whistles for hellhounds*
*hellhounds appear and tear the shit out of yahoo company members*
beginner’s guide to eurovision song contest
i literally cannot express how accurate and culturally important this is
In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
eurovision is divided into two parts
the first part is where all the countries laugh at each other’s performances and the other part is where we all get at each other’s throats because we didn’t get points from each other