Who ran the fastest during the Snatchers scene?

gayerthanjew:

francieum:

snake-dad:

electric toothbrushes are okay i guess, but i like to stick with my acoustic

There are no such things as acoustic toothbrushes. I think this is really offensive to gay people. Nevertheless, God bless us all.

#i’m not too sure what happened here

spookymoongirl:

  • Asexuality is not a myth
  • Asexuals are not “prude”
  • Asexuality is not a choice or a form of abstinence
  • Asexuals are not frigid or unhappy
  • Asexuals do not live an unfulfilled life just because they aren’t interested in sex
  • Asexuals’ lives are not incomplete without sex
  • Asexuals are not boring
  • Asexuals in relationships with sexuals are not selfish for not wanting to have sex with their partner
  • Asexual relationships are just as real as any other relationship and are no less legitimate just because they don’t include sex
  • Don’t ever make an asexual feel like they’re less of a person than you just because they don’t want sex
  • Asexuals are human beings just like you and you need to fucking treat them that way
full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

When they're alone and Carlos does cute things, Cecil narrates them as if he's on his radio show. When this makes Carlos embarrassed and flustered, Cecil narrates that too until Carlos tries to hide his blushing face in his lab coat. "Oh my gosh listeners, Carlos' /perfect/ face has disappeared into his lab coat again. Good thing I can still see his /wonderful/ hair and his /increasingly pink/ forehead. Isn't he just the /cutest/!"
Anonymous

cecilosheadcanons:

I imagine ‘shut-up’ kisses are a big thing when that happens.

stanthecynicaldork:

birdarangs:

karynchaotic:

take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes



WTF

stanthecynicaldork:

birdarangs:

karynchaotic:

take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes

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WTF

coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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learnhowtoadult:

princess-delish:

So I came across a post where someone asked Siri what the meaning of life was. And they got a profound answer. But my Siri has other plans

lol. Sorry. (Maybe she changed her mind after the latest iOS update.)
- Mike
(P.S.: This post is a reference to this post.)

learnhowtoadult:

princess-delish:

So I came across a post where someone asked Siri what the meaning of life was. And they got a profound answer. But my Siri has other plans

lol. Sorry. (Maybe she changed her mind after the latest iOS update.)

- Mike

(P.S.: This post is a reference to this post.)

When is a monster not a monster?
Oh, when you love it.
Caitlyn Siehl (via insanity-here-i-come)