spoopyhousewivesofnightvale:

I feel like this arc is shaping up to be even more poignant and heart-wrenching than the Strex arc.

With the Strex arc, choosing sides was easy because they were the outsides (the interlopers, if you will) and the whole town could band together and defeat them…

spoopycecil:

jathis:

spoopycecil:

"I’m a scientist so I understand all this space stuff” *makes zero effort to explain it*

this guy used to be a professor

Oh my god he was prob one of those shitty ones who don’t fucking actually teach anything

entire class fails because Carlos doesn’t actually teach shit

everybody gets an A+ for effort anyway

suzannethurgood:

no but after all the buildup in the last few episodes emphasizing that cecil can be disturbingly blind to night vale’s flaws, and then him finally seeing that his town has “a dangerous combination of suppression and indoctrination” I’m so damn proud of you gershwin

aND THE STRATEGIC USE OF WEATHER TO DISTRACT THE MOB i’m crying that’s incredible

lalondes:

if anyone ever tells you slash fanfiction or trans headcanons are stupid just explain that only 2.4% of all young adult books published in 2013 included LGBT characters and you’re not going to apologize for making your own mirrors

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

semiramis-audron:

megadelicious:

professorgoogoo:

cumomelet:

almost one million people liked this post

FUCKING DEAD DYING RIP ME IM A GONER

Note to self: Never shove abortion pills up vagina, otherwise demon baby bound to happen

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what do boxes breath

boxygen

image

i stand corrected

Can you please post a picture of you and your boyfriend together? (:

sixpenceee:

juju-like-the-candy:

sixpenceee:

Cute

We honestly try our best, thank you